People hanging out
Waiting for their Greyhound bus
God damn mr. Sub.ikea floor lamp.
you cost me roughly ten bucks.
fuck, those god damn flies.
Bottle of water
Are you half empty or
No, you’re almost gone.
(Source: frontrowbitches)



People hanging out
Waiting for their Greyhound bus
God damn mr. Sub.ikea floor lamp.
you cost me roughly ten bucks.
fuck, those god damn flies.
Bottle of water
Are you half empty or
No, you’re almost gone.
(Source: frontrowbitches)
Toilet paper roll I use you to wipe my ass I’m in my bathroom :)
My dear end table You are a fucking bitch face You sir, hurt my toe.
Big pile of pillows Why are you so far away Come closer to me
Melted butter covered paper My bread just had its place on you Long gone now
oh glowing lamp shade why are you constantly on? I need to sleep more
dearest mobile phone wearing a lovely TARDIS sometimes you just suck
Hello there old friend It has been long since you played A movie on tape
Blanketed mother Cozily watching TV Lots of commercials
Dearest Vivicakes You told me to wake you up But you’re still sleeping
a full laundry bin the charger to the laptop wait is that the right?
beautiful remote guiding my TV choices what will we watch now?
My leg clothed in black Sweatpants are very comfy Why is my foot up
Oh little desk lamp, Very important to me, Second to WiFi.
I see a small spoon I can’t say anything else A fucking spoon guys
That’s an ugly wall. It is colored faintly brown. God damn it’s boring.
Hello mister wall You help house us people, thanks Thanks for being our house
I’m watching a movie It can be very confusing so watch! I hate writing poems
Tummy ache plushie I named you after Skarsgard Alexander, duh.
Wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall done
My sweet sleeping wifeYou’re sleeping ever so calmlyIt’s time to wake up
My giant headphones Practically an ear massage God, I love hard bass
Oh my sweet rootbeerYou addicting bastardYou’re making me fat
purple curtain hangs said to block out light but no false advertisement